Poly-saturated

Container

Carton

Spoon

Spork

Found to be

Source of trans-genderism,

In polar bears

After the lunch

Bell

A mechanised

Onslaught of faeces

You don’t know

The industrialised nature

Of excretement

Said my mind

To a commuter

Propping the

Floor

You don’t know

The industrialised nature

Of your food

Said Jonathan Meades

In some way

That lost him

Credibility